From Georgie's stirring speech marking the fifth anniversary of the beginning of the mess he got us into in Iraq:
"No one would argue that this war has not come at a high cost in lives and treasure, but those costs are necessary when we consider the cost of a strategic victory for our enemies in Iraq."
Treasure? Lives and treasure? I realize the man lives in a fantasy world, but I didn't realize he thought he was playing some sort of global-scale game of Dungeons and Dragons. Doesn't he have a staff to proofread this shit?
"Uh, yeah, Mr. President? We might not want to refer to the money spent in Iraq as 'mad lootz'."
"Oh, really? Well, howzabout 'pirate booty.' I like pirates."
"Hmmmm... I don't think that conveys quite the message we're looking for..."
"Yeah, yeah... okay, I'll call it treasure. Ya' know, like plunder. Cause we went in there and blew up all them evildoers and plundered their treasure. It's heroical and stuff."
"I don't kn... Yeah. Okay. Whatever. That sounds fine, Mr. President."
Fucking treasure.
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The good news is that, thanks to his rose-colored goggles, he'll never admit we're being pwned.
He's not getting pwned. We are. He's doing fine. He's just doing some A-grade ninja-looting.
"Sorry, gang. Nagafen didn't drop anything this time. Seriously, must be a bug or something. Fifth time this has happened. Totally sucks. But, hey, check out Haliburton's new Cloak of the Red Dragon. He totally got that off a vendor. Seriously. Oh well, on my way out I'll give a quick shout for a cleric that can do some rezzes. Don't hold your breath, though. You might want to start your corpse runs."
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