Facebook ha a neat little app called Pieces of Flair that gives your profile a virtual cork board, which you may then proceed to cover with little buttons that can also be shared with your friends. It's a neat way to express one's interests, share an in-joke, or just be a bit silly, and I appreciate the semi-subtle Office Space reference. You can choose buttons from a rather extensive library, or create your own and then add them to the library for others to use. When you activate the option, you can also see who created the buttons in the library, and that's when fun trends emerge. Trends like this one:
Drew, a word of advice: You are trying way too fucking hard. Heterosexuality and masculinity are things that, if applicable, should just come naturally. You really shouldn't have to force them this hard. We get it. You're straight. You're macho. You'd like us to believe you get laid a lot. Calm down, buddy. Misogyny, contrary to what you've evidently been led to believe, doesn't automatically make you a stud.
You're probably the same kind of guy who proudly advertises his marijuana use, because you mistakenly believe it's super cool and not yawn-inducingly mundane.
Right.
4.04.2008
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Why do you feel the need to call someone out on being a "douche"? Seriously, not everyone can be a pseudo - intellectual blogger like you.
Actually, with a basic $200 computer, a $10 internet connection and a $2.95 thesaurus, they can.
Also, I'm pretty sure I didn't call Drew a 'douche.' Am I a pseudo-intellectual because I can read?
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