Ah, Syracuse Post-Standard Reader's Page! Have you brought with you a letter to the editor that strains the credulity of its audience regarding the possibility that the author could conceivably be so bleach-drinkingly stupid?
You have? Excellent!
To the Editor:
To Congressman James Walsh:
You made the correct decision for oil drilling in ANWR. I am grateful that the special interest groups no longer can pressure you. There are alternative sources for energy and this is only one. Oil is important for manufacturing of golf balls and a lot of other neat stuff. It is obvious Sen. Charles Schumer and Sen. Hillary Clinton don't play golf!
Peter Salit
Well, there you have it. We need a new energy policy, and that energy policy should be carefully crafted around the dimpled surface of a golf ball.
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