Showing posts with label Bush. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bush. Show all posts

5.29.2008

Scott McClellan: Late To The Party

Yeah, Scott McClellan's book, yadda yadda. Big news, what a scoop, whoop-de-doop. Wake me up if anybody, left or right, just gives the guy some credit for swallowing his pride and admitting he was the President's patsy. That'll be news.

This is the quote that drove it home for me, though.

"Scott, we now know, is disgruntled about his experience at the White House. For those of us who fully supported him, before, during and after he was press secretary, we are puzzled. It is sad. This is not the Scott we knew." - Dana Perino, White House Spokesperson

You see, in an environment where loyalty is more important than integrity, it doesn't make sense to tell the unpleasant truth before it's your turn to be thrown under the bus. The Scott they knew was kind of a spineless toadie. So yeah, this isn't the Scott they knew.

5.27.2008

Rich In Nitrates

According to Bush, Arlington National Cemetery is "watered by silent tears."

Apparently, it is fertilized with shitty prose.

It wouldn't be so bad... composing pieces of profound lyricism has certainly not been an accusation frequently thrown at the sitting president. But he's still threatening to veto Jim Webb's GI Bill, even if the Senate GOP has gone rogue and decided that they can't realistically screw over returning troops and hope to get reelected. I guess Bush only feels we need to honor the dead troops. They're cheaper to manage.

5.24.2008

Paying Tribute

Via CNN.com:

Bush had several suggestions for how to honor the sacrifices of those who have fought for the United States: place a flag at a veteran's grave, go to a battlefield or say a prayer. He said the moment of remembrance would be marked at 3 p.m. local time Monday.

Hey, I got one. How about helping them go to college once they get back, asshole?

3.19.2008

Bush Lost His +2 Sword of Vocabulary Slaying


From Georgie's stirring speech marking the fifth anniversary of the beginning of the mess he got us into in Iraq:

"No one would argue that this war has not come at a high cost in lives and treasure, but those costs are necessary when we consider the cost of a strategic victory for our enemies in Iraq."

Treasure? Lives and treasure? I realize the man lives in a fantasy world, but I didn't realize he thought he was playing some sort of global-scale game of Dungeons and Dragons. Doesn't he have a staff to proofread this shit?

"Uh, yeah, Mr. President? We might not want to refer to the money spent in Iraq as 'mad lootz'."

"Oh, really? Well, howzabout 'pirate booty.' I like pirates."

"Hmmmm... I don't think that conveys quite the message we're looking for..."

"Yeah, yeah... okay, I'll call it treasure. Ya' know, like plunder. Cause we went in there and blew up all them evildoers and plundered their treasure. It's heroical and stuff."

"I don't kn... Yeah. Okay. Whatever. That sounds fine, Mr. President."

Fucking treasure.

3.11.2008

Deuling Headlines

3 days ago:
Bush Vetoes Bill Banning Waterboarding

Today:
U.S. Report: China Abusing Human Rights

See, this is why America has no global credibility. I'm not going to claim that the United States violates human rights on a level comparable to China. That's ridiculous. But the U.S. admonishing China for human rights violations 3 days after our president vetoed an anti-torture bill is like Jeffery Dahmer chastising John Wayne Gacy for being a vicious murderer. Dahmer killed 17 victims, Gacy killed 33. That doesn't give Dahmer any kind of moral authority. They're both evil assholes. Kill count is irrelevant. And as long as we tolerate a government that tortures, we're permitting evil too.

11.29.2007

See If This Sticks



Can you spot the man desperate to forge some positive last-minute legacy in this picture?

Here's a hint: He's the one with audacity to explain the importance of peace and stability in the middle east after spending the last seven years idly throwing lit matches into the world's tinderbox.

11.07.2006

Stumpin'


You know, if I didn't show up at work for ten days straight because I was out trying to help my friends get jobs, my ass would be fired.

It's great that things are going so well that we don't need someone actively performing the role of national manager.

Otherwise, let's see how this thing turns out today. I don't see much point in conjecture and speculation when the results are less than 24 hours away. I can't help feeling like this is really, really important though.

10.24.2006

Newsweek: The 78 Stapled Pages That Brought Down A Nation

I guess one does what one knows, and I know responding to drivel. This lovely little number is from the Letters section of Newsweek, in response to an article about Bob Woodward’s new book, “State of Denial.”

You paint a picture of President Bush as a failed politician. As I see it, he’s a good leader who has tried to do what is best for the country. He couldn’t forsee what unfolded in Iraq, but he’s working with the existing situation. Your type of thinking, so influential in shaping the ideas of Americans, undermines our ability to prevail in Iraq. We are at war. As commander in chief, Bush deserves our respect and support. Our soldiers are demoralized by the liberal-media bias and our enemy is emboldened. Do you want us to lose the war? Is that the outcome you seek?

Karen
Gainesville, FL


Now, first of all, Newsweek painted no such picture of President Bush. Certainly some Newsweek columnists, including Jonathan Alter and Fareed Zakaria, have heaped well-deserved criticism on the administration, but Newsweek has not taken to injecting opinion into news pieces. Bob Woodward is the one who painted that particular picture of the President. This follows his last two books on the topic, both praising George W. Bush, proving that Bob Woodward writes whatever he feels will sell the most copies at any particular time. I care very little about Bob Woodward’s latest attempt to cash in on social momentum, and could not possibly care less how he paints the President to do so.

Regardless, Karen does a fantastic job painting a picture of an uninformed, nationalist mouth-breather, too caught up in Bush’s cult of personality even to comprehend where criticism of the administration comes from.

The United States is not involved in a war in Iraq, and the sooner we stop letting people claim otherwise, the sooner we can get to the task of dealing with reality. We are involved in an occupation of Iraq. That makes a big difference when considering Karen’s broader point. It is impossible to win an occupation. There is no final objective, there is no measure of success, and there is no organized enemy to surrender. When will we “win” the occupation? Doubtless Karen would tell us that the occupation is won when the insurgents are gone and Iraq becomes a Western-style democracy. History shows us, however, that occupations breed insurgencies; they do not quell them. Even more importantly, you cannot bomb a nation into democracy. Democracy is a political movement, not a military one. America is independent of Britain because of the American Revolution, but we are a Democratic Republic because of popular consent at the time. There is no evidence that such popular consent exists in Iraq, all cleverly-orchestrated pictures of purple fingers notwithstanding. There is no overwhelming, dedicated democratic movement in Iraq. If there were, there would be no need to occupy; Iraqi democrats, who would fight the insurgents with all the ferocity of colonial minutemen, would outnumber the insurgents.

There is no war to lose Karen, and to what extent there was, it is already lost. The war was lost when George W. Bush sent a fraction of the troops recommended by generals on the ground. It was lost when an invasion was carried out with no solid plan for how to maintain the peace. It was lost when advisors and experts with unpopular ideas regarding the high cost of an Iraq war in dollars, troops, and casualties were ignored or fired. It was lost when George W. Bush was urged by Cheney and Rumsfeld to engage in an unnecessary conflict that his father had refused the same two men long before anyone could engage in a “post-9/11” mindset. It was lost when the first Iraqi citizen was killed for a cause they neither understood nor supported, and that loss was repeated 599,999 times afterwards. No article in Newsweek is going to lose the war, Karen. That job has been accomplished by men much more powerful than Richard M. Smith, chairman and editor-in-chief.

10.23.2006

Yahoo Answers: Keeping The Politically Minded Up Past Their Bedtimes Since 2006

Found an interesting question by a Bush apologist on Yahoo answers tonight. To be fair, the question was not inflammatory, and the asker maintained rational discourse when responding to the answers. I shouldn't engage in these things, because I always want to discuss, and Yahoo Answers does not lend itself well to discussion. But I'll share our short exchange here.

Have you EVER considered that your PUBLIC HATRED for PRESIDENT BUSH could promote more HATRED and EMBOLDEN THE TERRORISTS ??? . . STOP .. .. STOP RIGHT HERE and THINK FOLKS .. .We all have the precious 1st amendment right to FREE SPEECH, but isn't it PRUDENT to THINK about the CONSEQUENCES and maybe use some 'discretion' ?? I mean, really folks, I know all the Dems are charged up for what appears to be a victory in November, but FREE SPEECH at what COST ?? Is it PRUDENT to yell "Fire " in a crowded theater? NO. And it's not even legal. Because it puts the lives of others in DANGER. Cmon, let's see at least one Democrat that can ADMIT how wrong and dangerous this is.
-Asker

America was not founded on the ideal of safety being more important than freedom, liberty, and justice. It is always more dangerous to live in a free society, because free people are free to do evil things. That is something the founding fathers understood quite well, but they also understood the dangers of autocracy and the inevitable corruption of unopposed, unaccountable autocrats. Having just fought a war to remove themselves from the control of such an autocrat, they resolved to create a republic where individual liberty was valued more highly than any other value, including the public saftey. Read the Bill of Rights... nearly every one makes keeping the public order more difficult. We could revoke them all and make America much, much safer, at least for those willing to go along and not cause trouble. We would be safer, but we would not be the Republic envisioned by our forefathers. Might public dissent embolden America's enemies and possibly even make America less 'safe?' Perhaps. But signing the Declaration of Independence made an enemy of the most powerful nation on Earth and endangered the life of every colonist, and yet that was the price of liberty. If our forefathers were willing to incite the anger of the world's most powerful military force, what base cowards would we be to give up those freedoms and quietly endure corruption when our enemy is so comparitively weak?
-Me

Zafrod - -I see the 'original intent'. But to be fair to our founding fathers, they didn't have 300 million people to protect. There were no nukes, capable of killing thousands or millions. There were no planes. There were no computers. There were no shoulder-fired missiles. There were no gatherings/sport's events/concerts where as many as 200,000 people could be in one small area, there was no real 'technology'. There was no nuke plants, chemical plants, highrises, stock market, highways, or cities of 10 million or more. That is to be fair. Changes are always met with resistance. And I'm not advocating the dismissal of the constitution, but I still haven't had even one right removed from me.
-Asker

There's always a reason to give up freedoms. Growing populations, new weapons, and unforseen dangers are not new to us in the 21st century. Excuses are fine, if you believe that liberty is no longer more important than safety. You've already said you'd allow your phone conversations to be tapped without warrant if it would help catch terrorists. In doing so, you put saftey before liberty. I'm not saying that's the wrong choice... it is a matter of opinion, and until the perfect system of government is found, the matter is up for debate. However, the idea is patently unamerican and goes against the principles upon which we were founded. All people want to feel safe. I understand that. But people die all the time. Some die of disease. Some die of age. Very, very, very few people in this country have died as the result of a terrorist action. Yet you would give up your privacy and liberty out of fear. I do take issue with that, yes.
-Me


So yeah, obviously it was too short to really get involved, and I don't agree with the guy at all, but I give him credit for at least presenting his side rationally and keeping a civil discourse, something his fellow Conservatives, as well as a sizeable contingent of embarassing liberals, fail to in that forum.

The one thing I didn't get to say that I wanted to (I probably abused the limited space of that forum as is) was also in regard to his statement that he would allow his calls to be listened to because he had nothing to hide. It reminds me of the famous account of the rise of the Nazi party:

First they came for the Jews
and I did not speak out
because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the Communists
and I did not speak out
because I was not a Communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists
and I did not speak out
because I was not a trade unionist.
Then they came for me
and there was no one left
to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemöller


Of course, your average NeoCon would jump on me for calling Bush a Nazi, which isn't what I'm doing at all. Bush is, in fact, a fascist in the original sense... that is, one who believes in the merging of government and corporate interests. Plutocrat is the more common, politically-correct adjective today. My point is simply that if you don't care until it affects you personally, then you no longer participate in the greater good. Government is not to be trusted blindly. It is to be viewed critically and with suspicion, because corruption will always set in when vigilance fails. Don't wait until they come for you.

"I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!" - Patrick Henry, 1775

"Oh, no, of course I'm patriotic. I believe in liberty and... OH MY GOD! IS THAT AN ARAB? RUN! HELP! SOMEBODY CALL HOMELAND SECURITY! TAP HIS PHONES! TAP HIS PHONES!" - Random Soccer Mom, 2006