Showing posts with label conservatives. Show all posts
Showing posts with label conservatives. Show all posts

5.29.2008

Embarrassing

The Syracuse Post-Standard, via Syracuse.com, has responded to Governor Patterson's statement of equal rights by posting verbatim the response from the Conservative Party. No other reactions are given. For some reason, the Conservative Party not even been given top billing on this issue, but the only billing. One has to assume, given that fact, the response must be concise and factual.

Of course, one should not assume.

Yesterday, Governor David Paterson declared that New York State must recognize out-of-state gay marriage while the residents of New York State are denied the opportunity to be heard on this subject.
Judges are supposed to interpret the laws as written, Governors are supposed to administer the laws as written and the Legislature writes the laws and so far, they have been silent on this issue. Marriage in New York State is between a man and a woman. The California Judges overturned the will of the California people and Governor Paterson is apparently trying to do the same thing in New York.

- Conservative Party of New York

Hey, you know what would be awesome? If a major newspaper didn't present this information as fact, when it is completely detached from anything approaching reality. Governor Patterson did not declare anything in the formal sense. He simply administered and enforced the law as interpreted by the judges of the New York state appeals court, who determined that refusing to recognize marriages performed elsewhere is a violation of the New York State constitution, which is maintained by the legislature. Every branch acted within its sphere here. Alleging that Patterson is trying to overturn the will of the people is not only irresponsible; it is a complete fabrication. It is a lie. And yet it is the position of the only organization given voice about the matter in the Syracuse Post-Standard.

Unbelievable.

4.03.2008

This Freeper Blogger Has Had Enough!

I just stumbled over this while doing a search for something unrelated over at FreeRepublic.com, and it made me laugh out loud.

An honest disagreement is one thing, but there is a phenomenon going around the internet, mostly at the expense of conservative bloggers like me, known as baiting.

These are liberals who get some kind of perverse pleasure by visiting conservative blogs and trying to harass them or tie them in knots. Their favorite technique is to seize on some trivial point or side issue and argue with it, completely disregarding the main point of the article. Another technique is to hunt for some reference that disputes something you have said – easy to do in a world where the liberal press is publishing lies daily and where situations change rapidly.

-PurpleMountains


Oh, yes. Those dirty, dirty liberal trolls. Always pulling some underhanded trick, like holding you accountable for arguments you've written and presenting researched data that disputes your claims. It's madness, I tell you. There you Freepers are, trying to create a nice, insular world, free from dissenting opinions and the rigid boundaries of reality, and some jerk has to come in and spoil it by pointing out all of their factual errors. Have you no sense of decency, Liberals? At long last, have you no sense of decency?

4.01.2008

Little Green Goofballs

I so rarely agree with the guys over at Little Green Footballs, but this time they've hit the nail of self-righteous indignation right on the head.

What do they point out as being "Sick and evil beyond belief"?

A puppet show, from Hamas TV, depicting a young Palestinian boy taking revenge for his dead parents on George Bush.

They couldn't be more correct. What kind of barbarians would paint a foreign leader, even one viewed as an enemy, in such a vile and disrespectful light? It casts a sad shadow on a people when an enemy is reduced to a shallow caricature, to be mocked, scorned, and finally used in some sort of sick, perverted revenge fantasy.

3.26.2008

Conservative Simplification

I became aware of this article by Adam Wolfson because my wife knew him while she was in college. She thought I might be interested to see what he had written a few years back for the National Review, and she was right. It's actually a pretty interesting article, and at least gives a much-needed break to the old stand-by criticisms of liberal motivations, like hating America and wanting the terrorists to win. That doesn't mean it isn't deeply, deeply flawed. It is, and as usual for conservative analysis of liberals, is a gross simplification of liberal philosophy.

These explanations no doubt have something to do with why the Left despises Bush. But there is more to their hatred than is generally understood — something more fundamental is at work. Almost all modern liberal thought begins with the bedrock assumption that humans are basically good. Within this moral horizon something such as terrorism cannot really exist, except as a manifestation of injustice, or unfairness, or lack of decent social services. Whether knowingly or not Bush has directly challenged this core liberal belief — and for this he is not easily forgiven.

There's some truth to this. I'm certainly not ashamed to say that I think there are a lot of shades of grey between black and white. Anyone with any sense of empathy should be able to understand that humans are very seldom motivated by classic cartoon villainy, complete with black cape and drooping mustache. We all do things that we know we shouldn't. How often are you motivated to do so by a driving desire to be evil? Did you drive to work today at fifteen miles over the speed limit to further an agenda of evil? Did you engage in neighborhood gossip to further an agenda of evil? Did you steal a newspaper, cheat on your spouse, underpay an employee or omit undocumented income from your tax returns because you are a person driven by evil? It's unlikely, even though all those actions are, to some degree, evil. Why is it such a crazy, moonbat liberal idea that humans can do evil without being evil, when we each exemplify that type of human fallibility on a daily basis?

But what should be clear and obvious is made obscure by liberal ideology. If we are to face the evil in plain sight, we must first properly fit words to facts. Bush calls the terrorists "killers" and "evildoers," and speaks of an "axis of evil." He affirms the need for the "violent restraint of violent men," and argues that military strength is necessary to keep at bay "a chaotic world ruled by force." He describes life under Hussein's rule in Iraq as a "Baathist hell." We live, the president warns, in "a time of danger."

My wife assures me that Mr. Wolfson is a pretty intelligent guy. He very well may be, but it smacks of smarmy, self-righteous ignorance to so openly and warmly embrace this kind of irresponsible rhetoric. Using broad strokes to misrepresent situations teeming with nuance isn't the calling card of a brave leader; instead, it's the embarrassing tactic of a weak politician pandering to an anti-intellectual and increasingly xenophobic base.

It's not that liberals can't deal with evil. I agree that we may view evil in different terms, but I don't believe that we can't parse it and actively ignore it. We're just not willing to let the evils of others justify evil as a response. Are the terrorists "killers" and "evildoers"? Absolutely. Does that justify hundreds of thousands of Iraqi Civilian deaths as part of the response to their actions? Was Iraq under Saddam a "Baathist hell"? For some, I'm sure it was. Does that justify an occupation that has destroyed huge swaths of that nation while funneling its money into the pockets of American corporations? These are the questions that conservatives have to ignore, because the answers are so glaringly obvious, and yet their supportive philosophy is based on leaps of logic that fly counter to those answers. Only the most callous and desensitized conservative could actually claim that killing a house full of children with a missile in an attempt to kill one terrorist operative based on faulty and uncertain intelligence is justified. But by employing words like "evildoers", "violent men", and "Baathist hell", they manage to keep things in black and white, as if seeing it that way made it so.

This kind of thinking isn't only wrong. It's dangerous. It leads to leaps of logic that jeopardize our ability to accurately assess and respond to events. In the conservative worldview, it's easy to assume Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden were working together. They were both evil men, so surely they would work together, just like the Joker and the Penguin, or Lex Luthor and General Zod. That they weren't fictional characters is irrelevant, since the conservative concept of evil men is very much the same as comic book villains. Sure, we went to war to a large extent based on that fictional alliance, but that's okay. Evildoers. Killers. Violent Men. You understand, we had no choice.

That's certainly not the only example. They're incredibly frequent. Let's not forget that Dick Cheney assured us that it was "reasonable to believe" that the anthrax attacks of 2001 were perpetrated by Al Queda. And now, of course, we keep hearing that the government of Iran is aiding Al Queda, and that you don't need actual evidence, because it should just be obvious. C'mon. Evil helps evil. When can we start bombing?

I realize this article is a few years old now, but it still seems very relevant; maybe even moreso than when it was written. The entire McCain campaign seems to be based on this same sort of thinking. Liberals are to wishy-washy to trust. We need a "straight talker". Somebody who can get the job done. Somebody who won't ask pesky questions about global responsibility and social justice. Someone who knows how to handle an evildoer. Because there are countries to be bombed, civilians to be killed, nationalism to be stoked, blood money to be made and resources to be stolen. We can't be bothered with morality.

1.22.2008

Reenoo Ameraka

Quick Picks from the brilliant folks at Renew America.

Paul Craft:

We will not see it reported on the national or local news, but abortion on demand is the main issue of are time.

Evidently, education is not the main issue of are time.

The next GOP candidate has to be a proven supporter of the unborn. The outcome could be catastrophic.

Can't argue with that.

Mr. Romney has stated on a number occasions that he is now pro-life. My feeling is that you have a heart for the unborn or you do not.

When you can't be effectively persuasive, it's always best to assume that each human being is simply born with a position on the abortion issue that can never be swayed. Bonus: this supports the notion of slaughtering the nonbelievers!

Selwyn Duke:
So why is [John Edwards] almost just an asterisk in this campaign? It's because his resume lacks a prerequisite: Sufficient melanin content or an XX chromosome configuration.

Yeah. I've noticed that being a white man has always been a real detriment when seeking the presidency of the United States of America. Makes sense to me. And here I was blaming Edward's performance on unapologetic socialist populism.

Adam Graham:
John McCain would fund Embryonic Stem Cell Research. The McCain Administration, by doing so, would not relieve suffering, as recent advances have been able to develop embyronic [sic] stem cells without destroying human life, but would rather lead to ennobling abortion as a way for women to take an unwanted pregnancy, get an abortion, and use the stem cells to help those suffering from various diseases. McCain would turn abortion into a noble choice.

Because apparently John McCain is the most liberal person in the world. He may pretend to be anti-choice, but really he's plotting to make abortions the sole source of stem cells for research. This will be a monumental task, as currently an estimated 0.0000% of stem cells come from aborted fetuses. This is obviously a rational argument.

[McCain] will rightly strain the gnat of pork barrel spending, only to swallow the camel of overly excessive environmental regulation. Even now, Americans are suffering with higher gas prices, and consequently higher prices on everything, in part because of John McCain's refusal to support drilling in ANWR.

Worst use of a biblical analogy ever. Not only inappropriate, but unintentionally ironic. The strain gnats/swallow camels analogy comes from Matthew 23:23-24, stressing the importance of not ignoring social justice in pursuit of economic gain.

Plenty more fun to be had at Renew America. Be sure to catch the current top story: Martin Luther King, Jr. was a conservative!

Conservative bloggers aren't just wrong. They're embarrassingly poor writers.

11.19.2007

Use Your Illusions

Most people that follow this site already know I'm a recent convert to moderate progressive thinking, having spent most of the previous twelve years as a moderate Republican. I mention this only to make clear that I have far more experience debating liberals than conservatives.

One thing I will say for all those years I spent arguing with liberals is that they were generally always willing to engage. Sometimes they were spittle-spraying crazed, usually they were passionate but respectful. Regardless, they were almost always up for the battle of ideologies. Now that I've crossed over, so to speak, I'm finding that conservatives are far less willing to ante up if the deck isn't stacked in their favor.

Take this little beauty, for example. I may actually use Jammies Wearing Fool to illustrate another point later, but for now, concentrate on the comments section to this extremely weak attempt at blog humor. I was pointed here through Whiskey Fire via Eschaton, and decided to chip into the conversation with a respectful but frank critique of countering claims of misusing the word 'satire' by insulting those pointing out the error, in the process misusing the word 'spoofed'. The comment was deleted. I called Jammies out for deleting specific posts that didn't conform to his idea of vulgar lefties. He left this post up, responding that he'd only been deleting posts with vulgarities. This was demonstrably untrue, as I calmly responded, because posts with vulgarities remained, while very reasonable posts by myself and others were being culled. Posts I made pointing this out disappeared, along with very polite but critical posts by others, and some of us were banned from the site altogether.

What struck me is how important it was for Jammies Wearing Fool to maintain the illusion that all the people criticizing his rather sophomoric humor and poor word choice were just crazy, vulgar, lunatic liberals. Comments containing well-constructed arguments in a respectable tone were deleted so as to maintain this facade, constantly pointed out by the Fool himself in that comments thread, as well as the respective comments thread on Whiskey Fire. Jammies Wearing Fool was not actually interested in defending the appropriateness of humor that encourages assassination nor his obvious misunderstanding of what constitutes satire.

This is a perfect illustration of why I left the Republican party and conservative philosophy. It crumbles under the weight of fair debate. Those on the right no longer see any need to defend their ideologies; instead, they surround themselves in a fortified illusion of normalcy. If talk radio won't champion their causes, they'll create politainment talkers who will use shock-radio tactics to enthrall listeners while parroting key talking points. If journalists won't defend their ideas, they'll just make up their own phony newspapers and cable news channels. If cabinet members and staff criticize decisions, they will be fired and replaced with cronies. If legislators disagree, they will be bullied and threatened until they toe the line. If the members of the public disagree, they will be given labels that defy rational debate; labels like 'unpatriotic', 'anti-american', and 'moonbat'. It's not about being right, it's about creating and maintaining an illusion of being normal. It may appeal to those who want easy answers, and it may be attractive to low-rent blog administrators who can't even defend their own work, but it is abhorrent to me.

10.06.2007

The Antonym of Humor


The left has people like David Cross and Patton Oswalt. The right, apparently, has this putz. And according to his fans, this guy should have liberals quaking in their boots. Which I guess I am, but only at the prospect of actually having to sit through an entire act by a guy who reminds me of that kid in high school who was totally sure he was going to be voted 'Class Clown' but ends up getting 'Most Likely to Be Unmarried at 35' instead.

David Cross actually gets some credit for my political shift away from the right. When I first heard Shut Up, You Fucking Baby, I was already pretty pissed off at the Bush administration and the conservative establishment. Still, Cross did an amazing job of tearing to shreds the selfishness and inherent hypocrisy of the far right. He wasn't milking them for an easy laugh. He was engaging in modern philosophy, and because he's a funny guy, his thoughts were funny.

Meanwhile, this crackerjack at NewsBusted is spreading humor thinner than cellophane. How do you convict someone of "Supercuts for Life?" It wouldn't be funny if he'd said they could sentence Spector to that, but at least it would have made sense. Willie Nelson 'thinking with his bong?' Is that a riff on thinking with his dick? What does that have to do with Cindy Sheehan? And the Madonna joke is only about a decade too late... it would have been funny back in her days of raunchy videos and the Sex book. Now, in her faux-British, foreign kid adopting phase? Not so much. When you fail at making fun of Madonna, it's time to go back to the day job.

Anyway, this is just a great example of why Conservative talk show hosts are so popular... because irate bloviating is the only thing you can squeeze out of social conservatism that's even vaguely entertaining. Self-centered hubris is just inherently unfunny.

This is political humor. It's not trying to squeeze humor out of certain topics. Instead, David Cross is pointing out humor that already exists.




And because 'conservative humor' could leave mental scarring, here's a bit of extra remedy from Patton Oswalt.

11.08.2006

Rush Limbaugh Admits He's a Shill

I couldn't make this up if I tried.



That's not satire. That's not a parody. That is actually right off the Rush Limbaugh website.

He's not even softening the corners. He admits he's been carrying the Republicans' water, and he says he did it despite not really supporting anything they stood for. Why did he do it? Because the "stakes are high." He's not kidding. His income is definitely high stakes.

"My friends, I know I haven't demonstrated so much as a tablespoon of integrity in the past six years. I've been supporting terrible Republicans and terrible people, politicians who live by the very principles of nepotism, corruption and fiscal irresponsibility that I railed against the Democrats for. I convinced all of you to support them too, for as long as I could. But now many, many of you have woken up, so I say to you, I am liberated. I am liberated from having to support these people. They let us down. They let you down by being corrupt, and they let me down by losing the election. So now, let's pick up the pieces. Let's pretend the last six years never happened. Let's pretend I have any sense of pride or shame. Let's get back to the Clinton bashing."

What a tool.

Anyway, yeah, this is my first post after the elections. Why? Because I'm still not sure how I feel. Yes, I'm happy that the NeoCon Republicans have gotten a swift backhand from the American voter. I'm thrilled that Americans have finally decided to be more concerned with corruption from within than some shadowy, vague threat of destruction from without. But what does it mean? I'm not really a Democrat. I support them because they're opposed to the policies that have made me abandon my party, but I don't quite feel like one of them. I expect a lot from them, and I'm just not sure I feel that confidant that they'll deliver. We'll see.

I'm happy. I really am. But I want to see the investigation begin pronto. Bipartisanship is great. Let's work together. But you better believe I expect thorough investigations into this occupation and the mismanagement and theft of reconstruction funds. If, and I repeat, IF, the details warrant impeachment, I expect it to happen. Period. We impeached the last guy for lying about an affair. This administration has the blood of thousands of American soldiers and hundreds of thousands of Iraqi civilians on his hands. I do not want to see the Democrats shying away from their oversight duty for political reasons.

Sorry. Like I said, I'm happy. But, as a good friend of mine so eloquently put it today, "this shit ain't over." Yesterday made improvement possible, but not guaranteed. Not by a mile.

9.19.2006

Conservatives are Unrepentant Assholes

I love this headline:

Detainees Fight Could Hurt McCain

Here are a few choice quotes.

"Maverick status is looked upon as a strength in Congress, but a maverick in the White House is not looked upon with great admiration from our folks," Tony Perkins, president of the Family Research Council, said Monday.

"Politically, this isn't wise," added the Rev. Louis Sheldon, chairman of the Traditional Values Coalition, which supports the president's call for Congress to approve tough interrogation techniques for terrorism suspects.


I particularly enjoy the fact that someone who uses the title Reverend and someone who represents the Family Research Council are unabashedly arguing for the torture of human beings. These people are supposed to carry some sort of moral authority? Please.

I don't love McCain, but at least somebody on the right is putting his foot down somewhere. McCain ≠ The Corporate, Pseudo-Religious Right. He panders to them too often, but at least he's not suckling right up to the tit like that sycophantic waste-of-breath Mitt Romney.

The conservative movement in this country wants the President to be able to torture prisoners, degrading what little moral authority the United States still carries, and putting our own soldiers at risk. Not only is it morally reprehensible, but it's strategically unsound. The torture of American-held Muslims does little to aid intelligence gathering, as professional interrogators will avow that information garnered through torture is almost always what the prisoner thinks his torturers want to hear and seldom bears any resemblance to the truth. Meanwhile, as it fails to produce meaningful intelligence, it provides extremist recruiters with an invaluable tool to spread anti-American sentiment in the Muslim world. There is no justifiable reason to allow torture except to garner votes from the uneducated, nationalist contingent in America.

Go get 'em, McCain.